Last words Quote by Iain Banks

We do not claim that punning is legitimate wit. Wit consists in combination of ideas, punning in combination of words only. We wonder at…

— Harriet Hosmer

I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns.

— Beth Ditto

The Lampoon started in 1970, and I began writing freelance for them around the end of 1971, and then all through '72. They hired…

— P. J. O'Rourke

In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.

— Greg Proops

Always say 'no pun intended' to draw attention to the intended pun.

— Teju Cole

I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.

— Marilyn Manson

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

— Dorothy Parker

The Saint whose water can light lamps, the clairvoyant whose lapse in recall is the breath of God, the true paranoid for whom all…

— Thomas Pynchon

You're just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, 'toying with his sexuality.' Pardon the pun.

— Christine O'Donnell

In Men in Black, it was a very small character, no pun intended.

— Verne Troyer

A pun, like champagne, loses its sparkle when too long drawn out. Its flash is its savor.

— Harriet Hosmer

I feel that I am entitled to trample all other considerations into the dirt in my pursuit of a satisfying pun.

— Neal Stephenson