Comedy Quote by Eddie Murphy

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't…

— Eddie Murphy

My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!

— Eddie Murphy

In a movie like this, the relationship between the two guys is crucial. It sinks or swims on how these two guys are together.…

— Eddie Murphy

I want a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins.

— Eddie Murphy

Whenever I am on camera or doing anything on mic, I don't have any process at all. I just do it and, when I'm…

— Eddie Murphy

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people

— Eddie Murphy

White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played…

— Eddie Murphy

You know, making a movie is a collaborative effort and sometimes all the ingredients don't work out. I know that every now and again…

— Eddie Murphy

I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza.

— Eddie Murphy

Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!"

— Eddie Murphy

If you're involved in with something that's original, you know, you'll always go back and try to rehash it.

— Eddie Murphy

Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"?

— Eddie Murphy