Acid Quote by Eddie Izzard Download Open image “If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.” — Eddie Izzard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Acid
Elephants don't know anything about the world of ants; the peaks of mountains are oblivious of what is happening on the plains! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade. — Merlin Mann Copy Share Image
The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’ — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I have the feeling that I've seen everything, but failed to notice the elephants. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Well, I bought a ticket to the circus. I don't know why I was surprised to see elephants. — Norris Church Mailer Copy Share Image
When I first came out, I thought, I want to walk like a real woman, I don't want to do mincing steps. And there… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“You know, I don't believe that religions are religions. No, I believe they are philosophies with some good ideas and some fuckin' weird ones.” — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“If you are an LGBT+ person and you come out, you have to go through your knight’s quest to create ground for yourself, to… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't! — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like going to… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
Under Thatcher, who ruled us with an iron rod, great art was made. Amazing designers and musicians. Acid house was born. Very colourful and… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
Balance is key in cooking - you want a little acid, a little sweet, a little savory - the flavors should be harmonious. — Gail Simmons Copy Share Image
Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. — Pierre Trudeau Copy Share Image
If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
In my case I've never not been political, though religion tended to overshadow it in my acid days. — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Envy may justly be called "the gall of bitterness and bond of iniquity;" it is the most acid fruit that grows on the stock… — Hosea Ballou Copy Share Image
“They threw rotten fruit at me and told me next time it would be acid.” — Geraldine Brooks Copy Share Image
“We were left with nothing because of a love like acid that ate its way through our entire family.” — R.D. Ronald Copy Share Image
The acid test of our love for God is obedience to His Word. The greatest ability is dependability. The test of your character is… — Bob Jones, Sr Copy Share Image
You must have had such a great childhood with a man like that for your father. (Delphine) Yeah. All puppy dogs and rainbows and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Since I was gay and loved disco music, it was kinda pre-programmed that my first experiences with house music and acid - which I… — Justus Kohncke Copy Share Image