Beach Quote by Eddie Izzard

When I first came out, I thought, I want to walk like a real woman, I don't want to do mincing steps. And there…

— Eddie Izzard

“You know, I don't believe that religions are religions. No, I believe they are philosophies with some good ideas and some fuckin' weird ones.”

— Eddie Izzard

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

— Eddie Izzard

I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to…

— Eddie Izzard

“If you are an LGBT+ person and you come out, you have to go through your knight’s quest to create ground for yourself, to…

— Eddie Izzard

America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.

— Eddie Izzard

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

— Eddie Izzard

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

— Eddie Izzard

This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve…

— Eddie Izzard

You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in…

— Eddie Izzard

Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the…

— Eddie Izzard

We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!

— Eddie Izzard