Children Quote by Eddie Izzard
““And I think that if God did exist, he had many children. I think Jesus proves this. Jesus must be the seventh son of God. A-sus, B-sus, C-sus, D-sus, E-sus, F-sus, G-sus. That's just logic. That's just mathematical. And T-sus would always be fucking about. And P-sus does deliveries. C-sus started the Roman Empire. Cae-sus. F-sus, City in Turkey. B-sus was covered in something. Some people applauding there; other people going, "What?" ... B-sus was covered in bees.””
About This Quote
Source Stand-up Comedy: Eddie Izzard, 2005
A humorous, absurd speculation about a divine family structure using alphabetical logic.
In simple terms: Funny idea that God’s children are named like letters.
Key Takeaway
Enjoy the absurdity, question assumptions.
Themes
humor
religion
absurdity
Mood
playful
irreverent
Type
comedic
satirical
When to use this quote
- entertainment
- public speaking
- creative brainstorming
Key Concepts
comedic speculation
alphabetical pattern
satire
Questions to Reflect On
- What does this absurd logic reveal about belief?
- How does humor help explore serious topics?
A Different Perspective
The joke may oversimplify complex theological concepts.
