Food Quote by Eddie Huang

“What a mealy-mouth. Windier than a bag of assholes.”

— Rodney Ross

“That food was so bad I can't wait for it to become a turd and leave me.”

— Thomas McGuane

“After the waitress left, I rounded on him. “what, can’t I eat food?” “you could. Probably five or six whole bites before you had…

— Kalayna Price

“I know this doesn't make sense, but if we ever did this before, exactly this, with you sitting over there and me here, in…

— Peter Straub

“What do you cook for a douche bag that you plan to give the shock of their life?”

— Glenna Maynard

“That’s what you get for being food.”

— Margaret Atwood

“i'm here for the food”

— Xeno Animations

“I’ll never go hungry, because I’m a pet owner and a meat eater. I used to own broccoli, but taking it for a walk…

— Jarod Kintz

“You're such a good cook. You're going to make someone very fat and happy one day," he said, his mouth half full with a…

— Kiera Cass

“You had a good dinner of properly fried food, and if you want to live long enough to have another one, you’ve got to…

— Dean Koontz

“Eat some food.”

— Jed Hansen

“Zip it kiddo. Don't ever admit you know a thing about cooking or it'll be used against you later in life.”

— Rebecca Wells