Ends Quote by Dov Davidoff

“Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.”

Dov Davidoff

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I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.

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Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

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People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.

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Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.

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Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.

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Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

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At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.

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All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.

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Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.

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Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.

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I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To…

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Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

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I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars, the houses - that's not the American dream. That's the booby prize, in the end. Those are the booby prizes. And if you fall for them - if, when you achieve them, you believe that this…

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The end is nothing; the road is all.

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Well, The Day the Earth Caught Fire was a story... I don't if anybody knows what it is but it was about... in the…

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Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…

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Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience.

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What is history after all? History is facts which become lies in the end.

Jean Cocteau

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Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens,…

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In the fight between biology and morality, biology has commonly won in the end.

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At the end of night, before you close your eyes, be content with what you've done and be proud of who you are.

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it is the brevity of life which makes it tolerable; its experiences have value because they have an end.

Winifred Holtby

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I hope that the Palestinians don't make the mistake of unleashing a new intifada. They've tried it twice before, and the consequences were bad for both sides. But I don't think the forces are there (that could carry out) an uprising against the leadership. The people that could initiate it are in Israeli prisons. And what could they hope to…

Tom Segev