Cocaine Quote by Doug Stanhope Download Open image “That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.” — Doug Stanhope ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cocaine Easy Easy to get Illegal Pussy Too easy
I'm never gonna try it, because you got to pay a lot for cocaine, and that's not the way I want to spend my… — Moses Malone Copy Share Image
Of course cocaine is not adictive, darling. I should know, I've been doing it for years. — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
Cocaine was different. It kept saying, "You haven't had enough." I became an abuser almost instantly. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I didn't understand that you could go to jail for the rest of your life for selling cocaine. I thought life sentences were for… — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
I envy people who could just have one drink and not go look for cocaine afterwards. — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
I know lots of people that take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work every day, no problem. But… — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
I have never tried [cocaine] in my entire life. I've never even seen it. ... I am also way too high-strung. I can't even… — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if Im… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
They say 'life is precious'. To who? To you, when you're young and you've got a few dollars in your pocket. Tell that to… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
The ultimate act of cowardice is the fat-headed wrestling guy sitting behind the frail kid in math class, clipping him on the ear, saying:… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
The whole acting and Hollywood [thing], it's just work to me. Stand-up comedy ruins you so badly for doing television. I don't really need… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Democracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“Woe to you, my Princess, when I come. I will kiss you quite red and feed you till you are plump. And if you… — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What we don't know is about Jeb Bush and cocaine. But we do know that he did once had his brother Florida on a… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“It is cocaine," he said, "a seven-per-cent solution. Would you care to try it?" "No, indeed," I answered brusquely. "My constitution has not got… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
It is not heroin or cocaine that makes one an addict, it is the need to escape from a harsh reality. There are more… — Shirley Chisholm Copy Share Image
“I was standing by the car when two police officers showed up in the alley, very interested in me and the BMW in an… — Tomas Adam Nyapi Copy Share Image
Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before holiday baking season is roughly… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Cocaine was different. It kept saying, "You haven't had enough." I became an abuser almost instantly. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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