Ifs Quote by Doug Stanhope

its hard to talk when you want to kill yourself

— Ned Vizzini

You do not tell somebody to kill themselves. Go screw yourself if you do

— I Hate Everybody

If you really kill, you don't want to talk about it.

— Emmanuel Jal

Gawd I'm tired of people telling me to kill myself. You know what I got to say to that right now? Fuck off! Im…

— Anonymous

I Don't Have To Kill Myself. I'm Already Dead.

— Ashley Berryhill

I am too busy thinking about killing myself.

— Russell Brand

I don't have to kill myself, time is going to do that.

— Demetri Martin

I don't kill myself. I can't live like that.

— Devon Windsor

Tell yourself, You'll be the death of me

— Seether

I might talk about killing people, but that doesn't mean I do it.

— Eminem

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

— Stephen Fry

I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was just comforting…

— Marc Maron