Believe Quote by Doug Stanhope

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“If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?”

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I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.

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Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.

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I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if Im…

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They say 'life is precious'. To who? To you, when you're young and you've got a few dollars in your pocket. Tell that to…

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The ultimate act of cowardice is the fat-headed wrestling guy sitting behind the frail kid in math class, clipping him on the ear, saying:…

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There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

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The whole acting and Hollywood [thing], it's just work to me. Stand-up comedy ruins you so badly for doing television. I don't really need…

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You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.

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I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it.

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Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.

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People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.

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Democracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four…

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I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars,…

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I don't really like too much credit. I know nobody's going to believe this, but I'd rather be able to score goals and nobody…

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Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…

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Never underestimate the power of the human mind to believe what it wants to believe, no matter the conflicting evidence.

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To believe in love, to be ready to give up anything for it, to be willing to risk your life for it, is the…

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