Argument Quote by David Cross

“As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy.”

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In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide,…

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I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.

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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

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There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.

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I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.

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I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the…

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I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the…

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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

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I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and it's pointed…

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You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

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Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and…

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I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave Attell's." Also,…

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