Bracelet Quote by Daniel Tosh

I always wondered if those WWJD bracelets worked, so I bought one the other day. Well, a few minutes later, I was on a…

— Daniel Tosh

Does everybody have their WWJD bracelets on? 'Cause I was wearing my bracelet recently, and I was in the movie theater, and this guy's…

— Daniel Tosh

“Fuming, I reach for the stick at my feet; however, this is the precise moment that a small black garter snake slithers out in…

— Alecia Whitaker

I thought my Jesus Piece was so harmless 'Till I see a picture of a shorty armless

— Kanye West

Goodness! Golly! Good God! Blessed Allah! Zeus and Hera! Mary and Joseph! Nathaniel Hawthorne! Don't touch her! Grab her! Move closer! Run away! Don't…

— Anonymous

You're right. And so was my snake." Snake?" He pulled my arm out to expose my bracelet. "When I carved this my thoughts were…

— Maria V. Snyder

I like when people wear a WWJD bracelet, because it's like an example of the first thing Jesus wouldn't do, probably.

— Demetri Martin

“In my experience, there are, usually , only two types of people in the world. There are the ones who, if you will so…

— L.C. Barlow

“The Book of Numbers relates that when the people murmured rebelliously against God, they were punished with a plague of fiery serpents, so that…

— Fulton J. Sheen

Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick

— George Carlin

“with sin. Eve was tempted by a serpent (a phallic power symbol). It is interesting to note that the serpent has always been a…

— Christopher Hyatt

“I picked up a snake once. In Italy." "Why did you do that?" "For a bet." "Was it poisonous?" "We didn't know. That was…

— Hilary Mantel