Quote by Daniel Tosh Download Open image “I'm better then you, na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.” — Daniel Tosh ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
You don’t just go to somebody and say, ‘I’m a better person because you’re in my head. — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
If you think you're better than me, just get a life and quit comparing yourself to other people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not better than you; I'm just different than you in a way that's better. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Hate me all you want bitch the only reason you do is because you know I'm better than you — Author Name Copy Share Image
These letters don't make me better than you, these letters make me better than I used to be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no one better than you!!! Not even Me… . . . . Trust Me :) — Aarun Kumar Thakur Copy Share Image
You know me better than you think, you know, and you shall know me better yet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Throwing a McDouble in the air at a fat camp and shouting, LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN! — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this blind kid… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
![“I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything.” quote by Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/6b7/daniel-tosh-1624_fearless_i-m-like-our-fearless-leader-jesus-where_22791.jpg)
