Bros Quote by Dana Gould Download Open image “I would think, if you were horny enough, there'd come a time when it was hos before bros.” — Dana Gould ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bros Enough Horny Ifs Thinking Time
When I hear a guy say bros before hoes I automatically assume he's referring to gay sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Guys, the next time when someone tells you 'bros before hoes', tell them that the rule still stands, except that she's not a hoe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For guys its bros before hoes, for girls its chicks before dicks, for me it who ever the eff has my back over all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
When I came back to it, we amicably separated from Warner Bros. I just picked up where I left off, trying to write the… — Joan Jett Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
It's hard to describe to people how terrible it was when you could only watch cartoons at a certain time in your life. But… — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
I'm so lucky that 'The Vampire Diaries' happened. I'm so lucky that Warner Bros. pays me money. You have no idea. I should be… — Kevin Williamson Copy Share Image
We've played producers almost our entire lives in everything else we've created. But when working on a feature and even dealing with something like… — Mary-Kate Olsen Copy Share Image
I am a true 80s girl. I loved Kylie, Madonna, The Bangles and Human League. I fancied a couple of the Neighbours kids too… — Donna Air Copy Share Image
Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
When I was born, they didn't work. They're broken, the nerves in my lower left lip. When I was kid, I would talk out… — Milo Ventimiglia Copy Share Image
I usually try to stay off my phone and enjoy the world, but when I am on my phone, it's always for social media… — Ross Lynch Copy Share Image
I hate playing the bass, bro. I've been playing the bass because it's there and I don't want anyone else to play it. — Kid Cudi Copy Share Image
