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Argument Quote by Dana Gould

“I think I had an argument with a hypnotist this…” quote by Dana Gould — Download Open image

“I think I had an argument with a hypnotist this morning. It makes perfect sense as I have no memory of it.”

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A flourishing, morally credible media is a vital component in the maintenance of genuinely public talk, argument about common good.

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“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.”

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