Felons Quote by Christopher Titus

“Inside we found the TV rooms packed, because a jury had found Martha Stewart guilty on four counts of obstructing justice and lying to…

— Piper Kerman

Martha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. You know what that means, stripes are in this year.

— Jay Leno

The lesson that any thinking person draws from the Stewart saga is that when the government asks questions, run for your lawyer and don't…

— Allan Sloan

I met with Martha and Sharon to see if there are any opportunities in syndication. My vision says her customers and fans are still…

— A. J. Burnett

Judy Miller is the most innocent person in this case. I really thought that was outrageous that she was jailed and we needed as…

— Tom Brokaw

This is serious, if Martha gets the maximum sentence on all counts, she could serve 20 years in prison. Of course, you have to…

— Conan O'Brien

“Back in Tahoe, when he had broken the news to her that they had to go home, he had been put on the defensive…

— Sharon Sala

I would have liked to personally have prosecuted Scott Peterson.

— Nancy Grace

“In 2011, a man in Cincinnati broke into a potato chip plant, and stole a computer desk, a book of payroll checks, other business…

— Jeffrey Fisher

All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time.

— Natasha Leggero

Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for.

— David Letterman

Say what you will about Leona Helmsley, when it comes to standing trial, she's twice the man Jim Bakker is.

— David Letterman