Humorous Quote by Christopher Paolini

“Why does everything have to be so hard? he wondered. Because, said Saphira, everyone wants to eat, but no one wants to be eaten.”

— Christopher Paolini

“I think it would dismay them to know what it takes to feed you. Not to mention that you could empty their cellars of…

— Christopher Paolini

“Saphira to Eragon: "If anything happens, I’m going to pin you to my back and never let you off. Eragon: I love you too.…

— Christopher Paolini

“eragon and his brother are making me anxious as to what is to come ya?”

— Tony Cline

“Now I remember why I hate eating sheep. Horrible, fluffy things that give me hair balls and indigestion. ( Saphira from the Eragon Series)”

— Christopher Paolini

“Eragon went to see the dragon for the first time since it had spoken to him. He approached apprehensively, aware now that it was…

— Christopher Paolini

“Why is everything trying to eat me?”

— Eighty Six

“What it wanted were minds to fill with gnawing pestilence and souls it could eat raw and squirming.”

— Tim Curran

“There's always something to eat, if you're hungry enough.”

— Terry Pratchett

“We must remember that the mortals prefer plant-life for food, for next time.” The other statue nodded in agreement and replied. “Yes. Every day…

— S.W. Lothian

“What he ate did not so much relieve his hunger, as keep it immortal in him.”

— Herman Melville

“Eating was easy. Thinking was hard.”

— Jeanette Winterson