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Your Quotes by Dave Barry
- Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
- Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
- It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
- Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently…
- To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
- Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
- The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.
- Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt…
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- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in… — Aristophanes
- Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit. — Aristotle
- I think in the case of horror, it's a chance to confront a lot of your worse fears and those fears usually… — Adam Arkin
- To create something exceptional, your mindset must be relentlessly focused on the smallest detail. — Giorgio Armani