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- We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
- Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
- I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
- How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the…
- You are always trying to please people before you get to the public whenever you do anything that requires a corporate body to sanction it.
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