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You Quotes by Groucho Marx
- Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
- The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
- Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you…
- Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
- My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
- Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
- If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
- I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
- If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
- Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
- Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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