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Yard Quotes by Dave Barry
- Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of…
- The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and…
More Yard Quotes
- I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your legs don't… — Arthur Ashe
- There are blessings in being close to the soil, in raising your own food even if it is only a garden in… — Ezra Taft Benson
- The coffee was boiling over a charcoal fire, and large slices of bread and butter were piled one upon the other like… — Charles Dickens
- I never thought home runs were all that exciting. I still think the triple is the most exciting thing in baseball. To… — Hank Aaron
- I'd get to within a yard of that door you walk through and the thing would go mad. I used to carry… — Barry Sheene
- Exercise, from a public health perspective, is an unmitigated failure. The world's longest-lived people live in environments that nudge them into more… — Dan Buettner
- Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it. — Truman Capote
- Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. — Hans Christian Andersen