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Work Quotes by Jay Leno
- According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.
- When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking.
- If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy.
- A fitness instructor in Maine has been charged with running a prostitution business out of her Zumba dance studio. Authorities first got suspicious when they…
- A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything…
- Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time…
- The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th.…
- Oh, here's your tax dollars at work. This is what makes people furious. The head of the GSA, a woman named Martha Johnson, has resigned…
- I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little…
- In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously.
- Here at work, obviously, I make the most money of anyone on the show, so I try to be the first one here and the…
- A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give…
More Work Quotes
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- Obviously, I come from one background, and the people that design fitness equipment have been doing it for years and years, and… — Lance Armstrong
- Successful people don't relax on a chair. They feel relaxed with their work. They sleep with their dreams and wake up with… — Ritu Ghatourey
- All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. — Aristotle
- Men talk as if victory were something fortunate. Work is victory. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- I am a free man. I do not need to copy Petrarca or Boccaccio. My own genius is enough. Let others worry… — Pietro Aretino
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I just let the work speak for itself. An actor is not afraid to take risks; to put on different hats; to… — Kevin Bacon