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Women Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life…
- I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
- If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
- Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I…
- Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
- Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To…
- Mothers are not the nameless, faceless stereotypes who appear once a year on a greeting card with their virtues set to prose, but women who…
- I have finally mastered what to do with the second tennis ball. Having small hands, I was becoming terribly self-conscious about keeping it in a…
- Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift…
- My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, 'But that's happened to ME! I know just what she's…
- Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
- Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!
- We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're…
- Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death,…
- No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
- Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, No, thank you, to dessert that night. And for what!
More Women Quotes
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- When I was growing up, the men in my life were abusive; women were the ones I ran to for comfort. — Kevyn Aucoin
- I like being a strong, independent woman, and to be honest, I was never afraid to be on my own. — Dido Armstrong
- So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the… — Mary Kay Ash
- The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes. — Bella Abzug
- You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. — Dave Attell
- When the British came to Ibo land, for instance, at the beginning of the 20th century, and defeated the men in pitched… — Chinua Achebe
- All fat women look the same; they all look 42. — Margaret Atwood
- We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly. — Margaret Atwood
- You could tell 'The Handmaid's Tale' from a male point of view. People have mistakenly felt that the women are oppressed, but… — Margaret Atwood