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Woman Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought…
- With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter…
- One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
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