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Witty Quotes by Rita Rudner
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
- In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
- My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't…
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