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Wire Quotes by Dave Barry
- We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.
- Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of…
- Most American homes have alternating current, which means that the electricty goes in one direction for a while, then goes in the other direction. This…
More Wire Quotes
- God hangs the greatest weights upon the smallest wires. — Francis Bacon
- We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it… — Dave Barry
- One of the reasons surgeons have so much trouble separating Siamese twins is that nobody gets to do many of them. On… — Benjamin Carson
- Next time y'all need to find me, just rub these two wires for the doorbell. — Redman
- The lifeblood of our business is that R&D spend. There's nothing that flows through a pipe or down a wire or anything… — Steve Ballmer
- The age of isolation is gone. And gone are the days in which barbed wire served as demarcation lines, separating and isolating… — Gamal Abdel Nasser
- Ere long intelligence-transmitted without wires-will throb through the earth like a pulse through a living organism. The wonder is that, with the… — Nikola Tesla
- It will do us little good to wire the world if we short circut our souls. There is no delete button for… — Tom Brokaw