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Wife Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy
- My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was…
- I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other.…
- If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
- Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
- I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a…
- If you break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot…
More Wife Quotes
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale
- Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so… — Richard Armour
- I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. — Bella Abzug
- Passion is the evil in adultery. If a man has no opportunity of living with another man's wife, but if it is… — Saint Augustine
- It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a… — Jane Austen
- Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain. — Jane Austen
- Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. — Francis Bacon
- He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or… — Francis Bacon
- In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief. — Christian Bale
- A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. — Honore de Balzac
- A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely… — Honore de Balzac
- I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three… — Don Adams