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- Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did, and is convinced that her son will never find a wife…
- I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife.
- I know we're meant to be these hard-headed, money-obsessed professionals but we're still little boys at heart. Just ask our wives.
- I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.
- My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.
- We are given two of most of our body parts, either opposites or similarities, but not the tongue; except for my wife's which is forked.
- Whatever I design, it has to please my eye. If I go to work on an office block, I'll draw the office that I want…
- I admit that Mendeleev has two wives, but I have only one Mendeleev.
- You know what I'll do? I'll get a knife and cut out his tongue, and we'll send it to his wife
- The only woman a wife should ever be jealous of is her husband's mom.
- There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and…
- I wish more people knew Steve Howe the way I knew him. His struggles in life were well documented, but he always tried to fight…
- If you want to live a happy life, don’t teach your wife how to drive a car or a motorcycle.
- I'm addicted to Jack's Wife Freda, a South African - Jewish-inspired restaurant founded by my brother Dean and his amazing wife, Maya. The vibe is…
- My wife assures me she didn't sleep with Tiger Woods, but how can I believe her?
- The damning tho't stuck in my throat and cut me like a knife, That she, whom all my life I'd loved, should be another's wife.
- There was my mom and I had a wife for a long time and now there is my fianc-e. Eileen is in a long line…
- A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
- I don't want my wife to sleep with anyone but me, and I want to give her the same respect.
- Perhaps what is really being proposed by the Evangelical fundamentalists is a return not to the 1950s family but to the family of biblical days.…
- I have always maintained that a man can be as good or bad depending upon his life-partner.
- I want to feel better. My wife says she likes me not drinking, not so many highs, so many lows, I don't lose temper, I'm…
- When I told my wife UConn would win the Big East tournament, she wanted to know why a team from Alaska got into the Big…
- When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
- I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said.
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