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- I'm like State Farm; when her husband leaves, I bang his wife 'like a good neighbor'.
- It's funny how you think you know someone so well, then you bang his wife and then his true colors start to show.
- Some guys refer to their wife as the old ball 'n chain. I refer to mine as the old nagging cunt.
- Not sure if you should cheat on your wife with the hot chick from work? Let your dick make the decision for you.
- My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her.
- Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her…
- My wife is so bad at sex, I close my eyes and pretend she's my hand.
- Prefix: What a man does just before his wife calls the plumber. Or electrician, mechanic ...
- My Ex-Wife was very hot. She died in burning car.
- HUSBAND, FAITHFUL, That man who is married to a trusting wife (a definition that can be either truthful or cynical)
- HUSBAND, SMART, A man who buys his wife such fine china that she will never trust him to do the dishes;
- HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is on listening terms with his wife
- HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes
- A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face.
- A wise man once told me... always believe on your wife choices.
- MARRIAGE, A very good way to promote civilisation -- if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get a bad one…
- MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile;
- MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife;
- MARRIAGE, The process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred;
- MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting;
- MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to forget
- MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which the husband knows when to remember and a wife knows what to forget;
- MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a husband can determine when his wife comes to the end of one argument and begins the next;
- MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out
- PRAISE, Something which, if directed to your wife, will lighten your marriage -- even if it frightens her at first.
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