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Thinking Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy
- If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
- You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
- It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
- If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
- When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
- If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck
- If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck
- If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
- Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We…
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