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Might Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
- If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
- You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
- You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
- You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
- You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.
- You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
- You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
- If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.
- If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
- If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
- You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in…
- If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
- If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
- If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
- If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
- You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
- If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck
- If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck
- If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
- If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
More Might Quotes
- Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise. — Hannah Arendt
- When it comes to the point where you occasionally look forward to being in prison on the basis that you might be… — Julian Assange
- I write the paragraph, then I'm crossing out, changing words, trying to improve it. When it seems more or less OK, then… — Paul Auster
- It is by not always thinking of yourself, if you can manage it, that you might somehow be happy. Until you make… — Richard Bach
- People are so damned afraid that one day they might wake up and discover that they've grown old. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- To insult someone we call him 'bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult. — Isaac Asimov
- Lord, grant that I might not so much seek to be loved as to love. — Francis of Assisi
- People are smarter than you might think. — John Astin
- I mean, it is an extraordinary thing that a large proportion of your country and my country, of the citizens, never see… — David Attenborough
- Once you allow yourself to identify with the people in a story, then you might begin to see yourself in that story… — Chinua Achebe
- Never pray for justice, because you might get some. — Margaret Atwood
- My mind withdrew its thoughts from experience, extracting itself from the contradictory throng of sensuous images, that it might find out what… — Saint Augustine