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- You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work,…
- Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin'…
- When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between…
- The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
- Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
- When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
- Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We…
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- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
- The faces I see in the modeling industry can get dull. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong