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White Quotes by David Letterman
- The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.
- Since 1980, there have been 91 breaches of security at the White House. Well, 92 if you count George Bush.
- The White House has announced that they no longer recognize Fox as a news organization, which puts them about eight years behind the rest of…
- The White House has now put together a website for kids. It's a website to teach kids how to manage a budget responsibly. The website…
- Mitt Romney is doing what he can. He's trying very hard. He wants to unite America, the rich with the wealthy, the poor with the…
- But I was thinking about this, the Obamas want to adopt a stray dog from the pound. And I think that is admirable. I believe…
- Over the weekend, of course, down there in Washington, D.C., they had the big White House Correspondents' Dinner. Do you know who was really funny?…
- The White House says that the vacation in Texas will give President Bush the chance to unwind. My question is, when does the guy wind?
- Today is a big day in TV history. On this day forty-one years ago, the Beverly Hillbillies aired for the first time right here on…
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- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- I am, and ever will be, a white socks, pocket protector, nerdy engineer. — Neil Armstrong
- I'm substantially concerned about the policy directions of the space agency. We have a situation in the U.S. where the White House… — Neil Armstrong
- Parodies of commercials are by no means new and have been popular going back to black-and-white TV shows of the '50s. — Dan Aykroyd
- It would be fun to have someone in the White House who has worked in the private sector... and someone who understands… — Michele Bachmann
- I believe if the white and colored people could get together and be let alone, they would understand each other and consequently… — Josephine Baker
- American foreign policy had still not recovered from its victory over communism when George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice took over at… — Russell Baker
- It is fitting that yesteryear's swashbuckling newspaper reporter has turned into today's solemn young sobersides nursing a glass of watered white wine… — Russell Baker
- The power of the white world is threatened whenever a black man refuses to accept the white world's definitions. — James A. Baldwin
- Education is indoctrination if you're white - subjugation if you're black. — James A. Baldwin
- The only thing that white people have that black people need, or should want, is power-and no one holds power forever. — James A. Baldwin
- True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white… — Honore de Balzac