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Wearing Quotes by Green Monk
- You know whats better than watching a beautiful woman get dressed...laughing at what she is wearing
- Three Things I've Learned: Never trust a skinny chef, A fat personal trainer or Man in a wheelchair wearing dirty shoes.
- You're as fake as that padded bra you're wearing
- How can you tell if a woman is paranoid? You find her vibrator -- and it's wearing a condom!
- If you're a dude wearing a scarf, I'm just going to assume you're keeping your neck muscles warm to suck many dicks.
More Wearing Quotes
- I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was… — Bella Abzug
- I didn't try and do fashion pictures. I tried to do portraits of girls wearing dresses. — David Bailey
- A crown, if it hurts us, is not worth wearing. — Pearl Bailey
- I mean, first of all, let me say whichever superhero first came up with the idea of wearing a cape, he wasn't… — Christian Bale
- When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves. — John Barrymore
- Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin… — Robert Benchley
- People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look… — Erma Bombeck
- I see so many guys, really athletic guys, wearing pleats and I just shake my head. Like, Tiger Woods used to wear… — Tom Brady
- To me, business isn't about wearing suits or pleasing stockholders. It's about being true to yourself, your ideas and focusing on the… — Richard Branson
- Making films is sort of like you're pulling off a magic trick. It's sort of like an illusion. It's not real but… — Jeff Bridges
- If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater. — Pam Brown
- If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of… — Lenny Bruce