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Wearing Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- People wearing sunglasses in their avatar are serial killers and should be blocked.
- Wearing jeans is a job.
- I don't even care what brand clothes a girl is wearing. I just like to imagine her naked.
- PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms.
- TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
- Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one yesterday when he got stabbed by the woman's husband.
- Sex whilst wearing two condoms - Prudential
- Puddle: A small body of water that attracts other small bodies wearing dry shoes.
- When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute. But when you mess up a GIRL'S hair... I hope you are wearing something…
- A Woman Never Say: That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
- If you see me wearing pink shirt, shoot me in the head. Because I'm already dead and some alien is using my body as a…
- Let me get this straight, I piss my pants, I'm a loser. But if I piss my pants while wearing a diaper, Now I Win!
- If I see a guy wearing skinny jeans, I automatically judge it was a gift from his boyfriend.
- Every time I see a dude wearing jeans with rips at the knee, I assume the rips came from sucking a lot of dick.
- If you ever see me wearing red pants feel free to punch me in the face.
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