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War Quotes by Jay Leno
- As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline.
- In business news, chocolate maker nestle is buying Jenny Craig. Well, that says it all you need to know about the war on obesity, doesn't…
- CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.
- We're fighting three wars now. Imagine how many we'd be fighting if President Obama hadn't won the Nobel Peace Prize.
- Sixty years ago this week Hitler invaded Poland. This led to the creation of The History Channel.
- In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong…
- President Obama is asking Congress to support a military strike in Syria. If they approve, it will be the first time Congress has officially declared…
- The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular.
- Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a…
- President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's…
- You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a Bitch.
- In California, 50 women protested the I'm pending war with Iraq by lying on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea,…
- Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it…
More War Quotes
- Upon his royal face there is no note how dread an army hath enrounded him. — William Shakespeare
- As a kid, 'Star Wars' was much more my thing than 'Star Trek' was. — J. J. Abrams
- Strong men greet war, tempest, hard times. They wish, as Pindar said, to tread the floors of hell, with necessities as hard… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- O, Thou hast damnable iteration; and art, indeed, able to corrupt a saint. — William Shakespeare
- There live not three good men unhanged in England; and one of them is fat and grows old. — William Shakespeare
- A man can die but once. — William Shakespeare
- Go, bid the soldiers shoot. — William Shakespeare
- Here I and sorrows sit; Here is my throne, bid kings come bow to it. — William Shakespeare