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War Quotes by Jack Handey
- If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
- If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think…
- If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing…
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