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Usually Quotes by Jack Handey
- Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back.…
- Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring…
- When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves. And usually the best way to do that was to turn…
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