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Up Quotes by Dane Cook
- I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on…
- Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and…
- I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks.
- I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
- I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because…
- I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.
- When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
More Up Quotes
- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Beautician: the official occupation of the 'I wear too much make-up fat girl'. — Nikhil Saluja
- All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. — Aristotle
- That said, the question remains: how to strike the balance between free speech and mutual respect in this mixed-up world, both blessed… — Timothy Garton Ash
- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman
- Successful people don't relax on a chair. They feel relaxed with their work. They sleep with their dreams and wake up with… — Ritu Ghatourey
- Yet, so far from laboring to know the forbidden tree of worldly pleasures and its various fruits, man gives himself up to… — Johann Arndt
- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold