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- If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms,…
- Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no…
- A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
- I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make…
- If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.
- According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means…
- A two-year old is like having a blender. only u have no top for it.
- Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for…
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