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Two Quotes by David Letterman
- Mitt Romney and his family have a big two-day weekend plan. They're going to hike to the top of his money.
- I worry about Rick Perry. One, he's too conservative, Two, his debating skills. And three ... Oh crap, what was three?
- President Obama is going to take two weeks to unwind, as opposed to President Bush, who never wound.
- The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives.
- Two creative spirits in a relationship, I don't think that's the best way to go.
- Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it out…
- Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York City. One is "Hey taxi." Two is "What train do I take to…
- People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and…
- I would like to apologize, especially to the two daughters involved, Bristol and Willow, and also to the Governor and her family and everybody else…
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