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Tvs Quotes by Dave Barry
- I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad…
- If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity,…
- I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop to…
- I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate under severe time…
- The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each…
- But that's kind of an easy stance to be if you're a humor columnist, because you're tending to make fun of the government and the…
- ...Terry Jackson, who is the Miami Herald's automotive writer and TV critic. That's correct: This man gets paid to drive new cars AND watch television.…
More Tvs Quotes
- I feel like obviously the standard for what TV looks like changes all the time. — J. J. Abrams
- I'm going to insult a whole industry here, but it seems like TV is for people who can't do film. I'm not… — Kevyn Aucoin
- Getting over someone is a grieving process. You mourn the loss of the relationship, and that's only expedited by 'Out of sight,… — Hank Azaria
- You go to London, you see a TV set in every cell and the sign up that all the officers must treat… — Joe Arpaio
- In TV, and in particular in commercials, you don't really need to explain very much at all - you just say he's… — Rowan Atkinson
- I don't watch reality TV. — Dave Attell
- I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for… — Dave Attell
- Parodies of commercials are by no means new and have been popular going back to black-and-white TV shows of the '50s. — Dan Aykroyd