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Tornado Quotes by Jack Handey
- In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here they'll always be…
- I bet it's hard to break farmers of the old superstitions like "Tornado got Old Yeller, stay in the cellar."
More Tornado Quotes
- I do not use airplanes. They strike me as unsporting. You can have an automobile accident-and survive. You can be on a… — Isaac Asimov
- There are no green thumbs or black thumbs. There are only gardeners and non-gardeners. Gardeners are the ones who ruin after ruin… — Henry Mitchell
- The chance that higher life forms might have emerged through evolutionary processes is comparable with the chance that a tornado sweeping through… — Fred Hoyle
- I may be flying a complicated airplane, rushing through space, but in this cabin I'm surrounded by simplicity and thoughts set free… — Charles Lindbergh
- The biggest challenge has been simulating a tornado with wind machines and dirt and debris. Right when you walk on the set,… — Mark-Paul Gosselaar
- You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer. — Robin Williams
- I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park. — Larry the Cable Guy
- It was really special for Bass Pro Shops to take Tracker off the side and put Joplin, Missouri on there. They have… — Jamie McMurray