Tornado Quotes

81 quotes by 72 authors

I do not use airplanes. They strike me as unsporting. You can have an automobile accident-and survive. You can be on a sinking ship-and survive.… — Isaac Asimov
There are no green thumbs or black thumbs. There are only gardeners and non-gardeners. Gardeners are the ones who ruin after ruin get on with… — Henry Mitchell
The chance that higher life forms might have emerged through evolutionary processes is comparable with the chance that a tornado sweeping through a junk yard… — Fred Hoyle
I may be flying a complicated airplane, rushing through space, but in this cabin I'm surrounded by simplicity and thoughts set free of time. How… — Charles Lindbergh
The biggest challenge has been simulating a tornado with wind machines and dirt and debris. Right when you walk on the set, you feel the… — Mark-Paul Gosselaar
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer. — Robin Williams
I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park. — Larry the Cable Guy
It was really special for Bass Pro Shops to take Tracker off the side and put Joplin, Missouri on there. They have helped me a… — Jamie McMurray
Nature has a way sometimes of reminding Man of just how small he is. She occasionally throws up terrible offsprings of our pride and carelesness,… — Raymond Burr
I'm well-travelled so I can see places coming up. I went to St. Croix in the West Indies at Christmas and it had been hit… — Melanie Brown
Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity-it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. — Susan Piver
It is well known that strong to violent tornado activity in the US has decreased markedly since statistics began in the 1950s, which has also… — Roy Spencer
This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives. — Lizz Winstead
HURRICANE, n. An atmospheric demonstration once very common but now generally abandoned for the tornado and cyclone. The hurricane is still in popular use in… — Ambrose Bierce
In 2003, I introduced and passed The Tornado Shelters Act, which allows local governments to use Community Development Block Grant funds to construct storm shelters… — Spencer Bachus
A junkyard contains all the bits and pieces of a Boeing 747, dismembered and in disarray. A whirlwind happens to blow through the yard. What… — Fred Hoyle
Most literature on the culture of adolescence focuses on peer pressure as a negative force. Warnings about the "wrong crowd" read like tornado alerts in… — Mary Blakely
I wonder if we might pledge ourselves to remember what life is really all aboutâ€”not to be afraid that we're less flashy than the next,… — Fred Rogers
In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here they'll always be… — Jack Handey
I bet it's hard to break farmers of the old superstitions like "Tornado got Old Yeller, stay in the cellar." — Jack Handey

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