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Tornado Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.
- You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
More Tornado Quotes
- I do not use airplanes. They strike me as unsporting. You can have an automobile accident-and survive. You can be on a… — Isaac Asimov
- There are no green thumbs or black thumbs. There are only gardeners and non-gardeners. Gardeners are the ones who ruin after ruin… — Henry Mitchell
- The chance that higher life forms might have emerged through evolutionary processes is comparable with the chance that a tornado sweeping through… — Fred Hoyle
- I may be flying a complicated airplane, rushing through space, but in this cabin I'm surrounded by simplicity and thoughts set free… — Charles Lindbergh
- The biggest challenge has been simulating a tornado with wind machines and dirt and debris. Right when you walk on the set,… — Mark-Paul Gosselaar
- You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer. — Robin Williams
- I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park. — Larry the Cable Guy
- It was really special for Bass Pro Shops to take Tracker off the side and put Joplin, Missouri on there. They have… — Jamie McMurray
- Nature has a way sometimes of reminding Man of just how small he is. She occasionally throws up terrible offsprings of our… — Raymond Burr
- I'm well-travelled so I can see places coming up. I went to St. Croix in the West Indies at Christmas and it… — Melanie Brown
- Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity-it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by… — Susan Piver
- It is well known that strong to violent tornado activity in the US has decreased markedly since statistics began in the 1950s,… — Roy Spencer