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Too Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
- I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!
- She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
- I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap.
- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
- I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
- Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
- My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're…
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