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Too Quotes by Louis C. K.
- I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into…
- Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
- I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in…
- My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.
- You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'
- Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.
- My dick is too aware that your pussy is a chamber of financial ruin!
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