"Life's too short to be an asshole, as……" — Louis C. K.
"Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee."
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199 Quotes by Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. has 199 quotes on this site.
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood;…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men?…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life…
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More Asshole Quotes
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one of 331 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.
— George Carlin
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The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee,…
— George Carlin
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Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another,…
— George Carlin
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I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few…
— George Carlin
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Recently I've been looking for something new. The past few projects I've worked on, I keep getting cast as the…
— Dave Franco
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It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming,…
— David Henry
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Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
— Francois Ozon
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Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain / An asshole, that role…
— Eminem
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I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole,
— Morgan Freeman
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Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.
— Nick Offerman
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I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole…
— Demetri Martin
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It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.
— Greg Proops
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