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- You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
- The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our…
- Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It's like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot…
- The White House is now urging Americans not to 'read too much' into last week's jobs report. In fact, they said it would be best…
- Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a…
- A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give…
- George W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working out. He says he works out because it clears his mind. Sometimes…
More Too Quotes
- Beautician: the official occupation of the 'I wear too much make-up fat girl'. — Nikhil Saluja
- For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does… — Aristotle
- Never show too much love for anyone because it creates a non curable pain when they start avoiding YOU. — Nishan Panwar
- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour
- You looked into my eyes and whispered that you wanted to be with me, all my heart wanted to do was say… — Superman
- Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right. — Nishan Panwar
- I used too be the girl that would be soo happy to walk into the classroom and say'guess who just walked in… — Jasmine
- Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can foresee the future, too. — Marcus Aurelius