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Toilet Seat Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- You know it's true love when you find youself saying sweet things you never imagined you'd say like baby, I warmed the toilet seat for…
- Leaving hairs on a toilet seat is like a little gift, from one ass to another.
- The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat.
- A Woman Never Say: Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
- Amazing Home Remedies: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
- Never trust a warm toilet seat in a public restroom
More Toilet Seat Quotes
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- You're asking the government to control individual morality. This is a government that can't buy a toilet seat for under $600. — Peter McWilliams
- Eric Schmidt looks innocent enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his tiny office full of toys and his Google campus stocked… — Maureen Dowd
- Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of… — Rita Rudner
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- Tell me something, Adron. Sometime you’ve never shared with anyone else. Not even Thia. (Livia) I’m the one who glued Zarina to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat! — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat. — J D Salinger